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Journalists perform excursion into depths of SHMU
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From the fields of McGall to the moons of Jupiter
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Board of Guv’nors passes emergency new year’s resolution to help befuddled boss
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Arts building renovation efforts hit unexpected roadblock
Students overwhelmingly in favour of anarcho-syndicalist restructuring
By-election of the decade to determine listserv quality
Rockstar philosophers debate the meaning of Halloween
Giant smoke sesh marks inspiring beginnings for the marijuana majority