CLASSIFIEDS
Mile End Sublet turns out moving in with partner of two weeks was not a smart idea. must be okay with cats, my ex has… Read More »CLASSIFIEDS
Lies, Half Truths, and Shit Not to be Taken Seriously.
Mile End Sublet turns out moving in with partner of two weeks was not a smart idea. must be okay with cats, my ex has… Read More »CLASSIFIEDS
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Crossword of April 8, 2019
– There are three girls in your 8:30 class who are always early. No matter how soon you arrive, they are already seated in the… Read More »Macdonald Campus Gothic
Students who dragged themselves out of bed and onto campus last Thursday might have noticed that James McGill got a fancy new coat of pink… Read More »Big Suze Allegedly Strikes Again
Principal Allegedly Guilty of Defacing Statue
Week of April 1, 2019
Crossword of March 25, 2019
My friends: how many times have you, an honest, humble, pas-d’hygiene-de-la-vie proletarian, trudged wearily into your local Best Buy, purchased a single cartridge of printer… Read More »We The People Must Communize Printer Ink
Week of March 25, 2019
$2019.03 in the Name of Counselling Services
With your birthday rapidly approaching, and your virginity as absolutely intact as a social construct can be, this is for you. When you turned 16,… Read More »Poetry: Ode to the 20-Year Old Virgin
Week of February 18, 2019