Rankings drop, portal to hell appears on lower field
Demons making “snide comments” about McGall’s global standing
Compendium!
Lies, Half Truths, and Shit Not to be Taken Seriously.
Ask The Weekly: Moving on
On getting over it and finding another pasta bar
My first day as principal
A message from Vice-Baroness Forte
Campus news briefs
Students agree on mouse problem on McGall campus New poll results have been officially released by the Students’ Headquarters of McGall University (SHMU), showing that… Read More »Campus news briefs
Enormous tomato cake “the best we came up with”
Heads scratched for three days over tomato influx
Economist successfully draws line
Management student later points at line
This construction project is necessary and cannot go wrong, says Dean
Manfreddo assures campus that Leacock redesign “is best of all the worlds.”
Obama telephones student
President demands more “brilliant and insightful” political analysis
Big feet increase earnings; men free of all blame
Study finds small feet, not systemic sexism, to blame for women’s low pay
‘A call to end circadian discrimination’
It’s 6 a.m., and daylight has begun to peer out timidly above the horizon. The morning people are starting their days, sipping their coffee, and… Read More »‘A call to end circadian discrimination’
Stonewalled
The death of arrangements has unforeseen effects
Did anyone even ask the dolphins?
Dolphins and personhood
A day in the life of an apple
Today’s apple: St. Applestine