March 31st, 2014

Compendium! | March 24th, 2014
Administrators and police “pleased” with general calm
Compendium! | March 17th, 2014
Advice from philosophers, poets, and bullshitters of old
Compendium! | March 13th, 2014
Websites of past failed SHMU candidates linger online like ghosts
Compendium! | March 31st, 2014
Fuck slow walkers To you dawdling fucks who get in everyone’s way on […]
Compendium! | March 13th, 2014
Debates moved to Perky-Milson Stadium to accommodate large turnout
Compendium! | February 24th, 2014
Fuck the middle class Fuck the goddamn middle class and their whiny, entitled […]
Compendium! | February 17th, 2014
Inventor hoping for reptiles in 2018 Olympics
Compendium! | February 10th, 2014
SHMU Council meeting runs until wee hours, discusses referendum motions
Compendium! | February 10th, 2014
McGall Memes supremo reflects on a neglected art form
Compendium! | February 3rd, 2014
Reveals juicy details of sitting in basement listening to T. Swift for literal hours
Compendium! | January 27th, 2014
Conclave emerges from secluded cabin for walk of shame
Compendium! | January 20th, 2014
Listed by reason for rejection
Compendium! | January 20th, 2014
Complex Bureaucratic Process moves Farts Admissions to former location of Le Pink Girl