| Fuck This!

To the person ringing my doorbell for ten minutes straight at four in the morning on a Friday:

WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS. LEAVE ME ALONE. PLEASE.

Fuck This! is a therapeutic anonymous rant column bout anythang you want. Send your 200-word-or-less harangues every week to compendium@mcgilldaily.com. Anonymity is guaranteed, but nothing hateful – just frustrated!