Maybe you should give The Daily a list of stories that will fulfill the Statement of Principles. Or hell, just write the whole newspaper. Maybe then it can be as great as the Tribune. Look, I read all the papers on the stands – even the Plumber’s Faucet (which I often regret, especially the issue with an article about penis-measuring). While there is a large spectrum of quality, you are all student journalists. So please stop hating on The Daily; it just makes you sound like a dick. At least they have crossword puzzles, however horrible, which is more than I can say for the Tribune. By the way man, we should hang out some time: I haven’t seen you in forever.