Commentary | The lesser of the two Maxes complains pitifully

This letter is to express my outrage against one of your people.

Max Halparin is a jerk, and clearly the lesser of the two Maxes writing in campus papers.

Moreover, he totally randomly flipped me the bird the other day. Me!
And what’s with those glasses?
Plus, according to Facebook he’s in geography. Pffft.

Max Silverman
U4 Canadian Studies