Snowbert McFlake, Author at The McGill Daily

fuck this!

Snowbert McFlake — Mon, 09 Nov 2020 13:00:00 +0000

fuck coin laundry, fuck dollarama, fuck inaccessible healthcare, fuck 700 dollar blood tests, fuck 2300 dollar ADHD testing, fuck quebec, fuck law 21, fuck having to do the dishes all the goddamn time, fuck unlabeled houseplant deliveries, fuck those tiktoks that tell you to go to bed, fuck pants, fuck not getting to hug your friends for 6 months, fuck not going home for christmas, fuck being lonely, fuck brain worms, fuck dichotomous keys that don’t even identify your goddamn houseplants, fuck the mod club in toronto closing, fuck comphet

fuck chapped lips, fuck hand cramps, fuck migraines, fuck scabs, fuck having terrible circulation, fuck executive dysfunction, fuck UTIs, fuck being on your period and your chest hurting too much to wear your binder, fuck new and creative joint pains, fuck stomachaches, fuck unpaid labour, fuck the fact that the “non-binary” emojis look like hillary clinton, fuck foggy glasses, fuck cold feet, fuck Paganini, fuck parking, fuck unprotected left turns, fuck constant helicopter surveillance, fuck birthdays, fuck being unable to accept other people’s care, fuck dry hands

fuck shirt tags (why are they so itchy), fuck atypical, fuck subreddits where they just make fun of neurodivergent tiktokers and say they’re faking it… why is that a thing, fuck having to pay to have serotonin in my brain, fuck having stigmatized mental disorders, fuck not knowing when it’s your turn to talk on the phone, fuck chicago mix for being a very frustrating food, fuck trying so hard to make people like me, fuck being underestimated, fuck being understimulated, fuck being overstimulated

fuck clothing brands that only go up to size 10, fuck those weird depop girls who resell literal toddler clothes like please employ yourself, fuck having to be employed anyway, fuck red zone parties, fuck having to practice skills, fuck dry skin, fuck academia, fuck existential dread, fuck getting your socks wet, FUCK DISCUSSION POSTS, fuck mayonnaise, fuck that time that madeline wilson wasn’t allowed to say fuck, fuck back to brunch, fuck losing tupperware lids, fuck apa format, fuck crying while cutting onions, fuck zoom fatigue

fuck notebooks that don’t lie flat, fuck geese, fuck changing clothes, fuck dry weather, fuck breaking aux cords, fuck breaking headphones, fuck staticky headphones, fuck rats in your walls, fuck concrete, fuck people watering their lawns during a drought, fuck lotion, fuck the hiccups (especially when they hurt your chest), fuck commercials for the US Military, fuck unspecified aches and pains, fuck getting glass stuck in your foot, fuck splinters, fuck fuck fuck

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fukc fuck fkck fcku

Snowbert McFlake — Tue, 05 Feb 2019 17:14:06 +0000

Fuck imperialism, fuck Trudeau, fuck imperialist coups, fuck Guaidó, fuck hand-stitching, fuck long-distance, fuck typing on mobile, fuck my right foot, fuck heck, fuck berets, fuck Baker- Miller pink, fuck minimalism, fuck everything that sparks joy, fuck bureaucracy, fuck each and every united state of America, fuck the West, fuck Israel, fuck AUS.

Fuck succulents, fuck mason jars, fuck succulents in mason jars, fuck “artisanal” products made by white people, fuck white people, fuck third chances, fuck unproductive anger, fuck showtunes, fuck Ariana Grande, fuck movies romanticizing rapists and murderers, fuck TV shows glamorizing stalkers, fuck the weather, fuck stan culture, fuck centrists, fuck leftist bros, fuck straight people, fuck “straight” people, fuck straight people who adopt a queer poor aesthetic.

Fuck cats, fuck whoever wrote “fuck cats,” fuck dogs honestly, fuck whoever wrote “fuck dogs honestly,” fuck jeans that make your butt look good but are too small, fuck best friends who don’t tell you that they have been dating your ex for four months, fuck this wind, fuck polar vortices, fuck volar portices, fuck global warming.

Fuck squid, fuck lights turning off after 10:25, fuck Hydro Quebec, fuck landlords who don’t fix washing machines, fuck rent, fuck this academic term, fuck the administration, fuck the government, fuck the Rossy Student Wellness Hub, fuck McGill’s “Master Plan.”

Fuck white professors explaining immigration, fuck white professors teaching Indigenous culture, fuck borders, fuck academic opportunity, fuck “politically neutral,” fuck devil’s advocate, fuck students at the back of class who ask if philosophical questions can be solved with machine learning, fuck people who discount your feelings, fuck feelings, fuck overpriced coffee, fuck meal prepping, fuck unpaid labour, fuck invisible labour, fuck fricking fucken fuck fuckers.

Fuck working in a basement for 8 hours, fuck computers, fuck social media, fuck giving money for a white chick’s world trip, fuck all this negativity, fuck suburbia, fuck Brokeback Mountain, fuck racists in IDS, fuck racists in general, fuck double standards, fuck Zionists, fuck BIPOC solidarity that enables colourism, fuck not acknowledging your white-passing privilege, fuck white comedy stand-ups, fuck gentrification, fuck beauty standards, fuck eating disorders, fuck McGill for slashing their eating disorder program, fuck settler-colonialism.

Fuck Bell Let’s Talk, fuck corporate greed co-opting mental health awareness, fuck awareness, fuck doing nothing but having one awareness week per year, fuck the EU parliament, fuck being “apolitical,” fuck “scientific” studies, fuck profs who use the n-word for the sake of “learning,” fuck profs who recognize their syllabi are lacking Indigenous content yet don’t do anything to fix it, fuck knowing your prof is a predator and still having to take his class, fuck “by the end of this academic term, I will communicate my decision regarding whether to change the R*dmen name,” fuck academia, fuck studying abroad and “learning about other cultures,” fuck InDesign, fuck me, fuck white people who study Arabic.

Fuck Netflix original shows, fuck when you step in slush puddles and they’re deep and it goes in your shoes, fuck being sick but not being able to skip classes without jeopardizing your semester, fuck right-wing campus papers, fuck “neutral” campus papers, fuck slipping on ice, fuck the word“dude,”fuck capital letters.

Fuck France, fuck French, fuck French people, fuck having a photographic memory, fuck camping, fuck campus politics, fuck nacho fingers, fuck oral weed spray, fuck SNL, fuck S&L, fuck midterms in January, fuck letters of recommendation, fuck application fees, fuck grad school, fuck med school, fuck hubs, fuck expensive thrift stores, fuck friperies.

Fuck deli meats, fuck meat, fuck vegans, fuck tokenism, fuck Axe, fuck Irish Spring, fuck Britain, fuck XXXTentacion, fuck 6ix9ine, fuck glorifying the dead, fuck astrology, fuck enabling your abusive friends, fuck white people who vacation in Cuba, fuck Birthright, fuck skiing, fuck white culture, fuck exercise, fuck men, fuck “boys will be boys,” fuck having children, fuck “they’re just kids,” fuck the future, fuck my future, fuck your future, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

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Fuck Tempeh

Snowbert McFlake — Mon, 24 Sep 2018 10:00:15 +0000

Fuck patriarchy, fuck islamophobia, fuck Pantone, fuck stress, fuck back-to-school madness, fuck Bell and capitalism ripping off mental health activism, fuck abusers returning to their fame with zero accountability, fuck white people who think I’m exotic, fuck the white dude in that literature class and that tone he adopts when he gives a ~deep analysis~, fuck profs taking attendance during add/ drop, fuck ~neutrality~ and ~objectivity~, fuck “I don’t like politics”, fuck anxiety, fuck the academia circle jerk, fuck tokenism.

Fuck Instagram, fuck fragile male egos, fuck those people who only hit you up when they see you doing better, fuck those people who only hit you up when they need shit, fuck the rat race, fuck falling out of a window and breaking your arm, fuck the wait time for counselling services, fuck watered-down filter coffee, fuck cheap landlords, fuck $80 non-refundable course packs, fuck the McGill smoking ban, fuck kombucha.

Fuck running after a bus and seeing the driver say goodbye and for a second regretting saying you support the STM strike but then remembering that you hate the bourgeoisie and you should not hate on this driver who’s just doing their job and probably gets hated on by a bunch of random commuters in addition to their managing executive, fuck taxis, fuck ferries, fuck private jets.

Fuck stressing about grad school to the point of endangering your undergrad ‘success,’ fuck success, fuck LinkedIn, fuck marketability, fuck ‘flexibility’ when they really mean precarity, fuck cutting spending for the poor and slashing taxes for the rich, fuck trickle-down economics, fuck Reagan, fuck Thatcher, fuck Trudeau, fuck Trudeau’s “rule of law” when he means “I’m going to pipeline unceded territory and call the army on Indigenous land defenders,” fuck Canadian exceptionalism, fuck Trudeau’s selfie politics, fuck Macron, fuck neoliberalism. Fuck using the word neoliberalism to sound smart, fuck academic elitism, fuck self-righteousness, fuck small bladders, fuck blisters on your heels from new shoes, fuck the erasure of class in discussions of oppression.

Fuck McGill residence for tricking first years into overpriced meal plans and closet- size rooms, fuck the Redpath vending machine for stealing my $20 bill, fuck that inflatable tube man on Redpath that McGill spent our tuition on, fuck University Center renovations, fuck construction delays, fuck the red tape on McTavish to cover up for construction gone wrong.

Fuck liberals, fuck fedoras, fuck cis-het men dressing like queer boys to be edgy but who will never know what the prostate is about, fuck queers judging each other’s performance of queerness, fuck queers pressuring other queers to perform queerness better, fuck femmephobia, fuck masc4masc, fuck your racist “it’s just a preference,” fuck your Oriental fetish, fuck neglecting self care, fuck saying sorry for no reason, fuck saying yes when you really wanted to say hell no.

Fuck not sleeping so you can finish your readings, fuck GPA, fuck white male professors who smell like mayonnaise from across the room, fuck feeling incapable of affecting change, fuck cops, fuck crêpes, fuck the French, fuck students who refuse to engage with Montreal outside the bubble, fuck chia seeds, fuck avocado, fuck tofu, fuck tempeh.

Fuck intergenerational trauma, fuck ancestral language loss, fuck sleep, fuck meaningless sex, fuck post-coital depression, fuck writing fuck lists when u should really be sleeping, fuck meat, fuck astrology, fuck men who don’t believe in astrology but still believe in patriarchy, fuck Chad, fuck the NSA, fuck I*, fuck borders, fuck Grimes and Elon, fuck benevolent capitalism, fuck Jeff Bezos, fuck Trump.

Fuck handwritten love letters three years later, fuck Netflix, fuck Tinder, fuck InDesign, fuck people who can pronounce “Nietzsche” but not my name, fuck folks who love my food but not my people, fuck Sheryl Sandberg, fuck professors who tone-police, fuck anti-homeless architecture, fuck blaming climate change on individuals instead of corporations and governments, fuck single-use plastic bottles, fuck mediocre white men getting credit for being woke, fuck that woke boy who would still prefer you to shave.

Fuck homophobic parents who are “worried you’re still single,” fuck expensive food on campus, fuck disordered eating, fuck exploiting students through unpaid internships, fuck not acknowledging your own white-passing privilege, fuck knowing your prof is a predator and still having to take his class, fuck being sick, fuck entitled jerks in poli sci classes, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

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