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Egan Chico Spengler, Esq.

Fearing that the existence of physical space on and around campus has given labour organizers an unfair advantage amidst the ongoing strike, McGill administrators have decided to turn the University’s campus into a gaping pit of rubble and dirt. Apparently at her wit’s end, Principal Fairweather Munroe-Hume sent a memo to staffers last week entitled [...]

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Pannon Shalus

Science students react to SUS iphones

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Salvador Dalliance and Simone de Boudoir

Recent developments in the sexual strike from VPs (Sass and Sodomy)

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D.B. Mooter

The Federated Students of McLennan and Redpath won an injunction against the Royal Institution for the Advancement of Learning (McGill University) after a protracted series of court hearings. The injunction, granted by the Quebec Superior Court, curtails noise levels during study hours in the McLennan and Redpath libraries. “This is a huge victory,” said Federated [...]

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Salvador Daliance and Simone de Boudoir

Sex just ain’t the same without MUNACA

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D. B. Mooter

First-years forced to buy beer outside of frosh events

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