Compendium
Trash talkin’
Duncan Stockwell Links ruminates on his days as an Ontario garbage man
Safety training Before I could become a fully ordained garbage man, I had to complete my safety training. I assumed that we would learn how to handle and ...
The words “trash” and “garbage” are used interchangeably in the English speaking world, and I would like to put an end to this. Place yourself in this situation: you ...
This is the second poster in a series called “I’ve really let myself go.” The series invites you, dear readers, to the most embarrassing moments of my life: ...
FREELOADER: SPECIAL BOYCOTT EDITION
DESA is sponsoring a wine and cheese at Thomson House, in the downstairs restaurant today, from 5:30 p.m. to 7 p.m. According to DESA, the event will be “swanky, but ...
“Goddamn, goddamn, goddamn” said Jerry. He pulled himself up from under his car, and watched as the puddle of gasoline on his shirt expanded upwards to merge with the ...
Max's Corner: More true facts that no one can dispute
- Blackberries are the snobbiest fruit around. 2. Chapped lips are nothing to write home about. 3. Pure maple syrup companies are syrup supremacists. 4. Superbad ...
Here’s a thought experiment for you to ponder. Imagine that I moved into your house tomorrow. I’d refuse to pay rent, or work, or cook, or wipe my anus after ...
Bike theft in Montreal is more rampant than leprosy in leper colonies. The man who sold me my first stolen bike explicitly told me that he robbed someone. He said that ...
My fiernd Jhon ocne emiaeld me a chian emial wehre all the wodrs had the rghit ltertes and the frist and lsat were rgiht, but the oens in the mdidle wree all mexid up. ...
Max's Corner
A space wherein The Daily news editor will periodically crack jokes
True facts that no one can dispute 1. Life was better in 1997-98 2. Blue and red make purple, but only if you’re good 3. Grosse Pointe Blank and High Fidelity are ...
“The biblical Israelites may have been high on a hallucinogenic plant when Moses brought the Ten Commandments down from Mount Sinai, according to a new study by ...
SPAY THE DAILY?
SSMU Executives take sides on the upcoming referendum
Campus is aflutter with news about the Spay the Daily campaign. Members of the Yes Commitee include high-placed administration officials. But what’s really going ...