To the many a student et cetera who, like me, take joy in perching outside of Redpath on nice days with their Timmy’s coffee and bagel:
Please continue to abstain from making the 10-foot expedition to the trash can to discard your waste, as I will continue to quietly contemplate my longing to possess that air of toocoolforschoolness, which you flaunt about so coolly.
Zack Sleep
U3 History and Political Science
(Joint Honours)